With only one more week left of substitute teaching, here is a list of things that I WON'T miss about replacing absent teachers:
1. Getting up at 5:45
2. Signing bathroom passes for students all day while I have had to pee for like 2 hours because of all the water I drank with lunch.
3. Being told "you look like a student!" but punk kids with sagging pants.
4. Being asked "how old are you?" 47 times in one class period. Didn't anyone ever tell them it was impolite to ask a women's age?
5. Getting up at 5:45.
6. "Miiiiisssssssss! Did you see that? He just hit me!" (and from high schoolers too!)
7. Watching the first 45 minutes of the same movie 5 times but never getting to see the end
8. Getting up at 5:45.
9. School lunches.
10. Being shorter than middle school students.
I will miss all (well, most) of the kids and teachers (especially at DCIS!). Thanks for some (mostly) good times!
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My mother tried to convince me to move back to California and substitute (they have a shortage). Thanks for vindicating my decision to stay in school!
don't get me wrong, I did enjoy it most of the time, its just those moments. . .
at least if you were to sub, you wouldn't be mistaken for a student on a pretty regular basis.
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